How do I exams?

  1. Oh, you thought you wouldn’t have to work and college was just a babe parade for you to enjoy? Think again.
  2. The best way to deal with any exam stress is to ignore it.
  3. Never underestimate the soul healing power of chocolate.
  4. Never underestimate the soul healing power of a hot shower.
  5. One of the many things you’ll learn during study week is that you shouldn’t leave all your study til study week.
  6. Nobody likes empty promises, so don’t bother telling yourself you’ll try harder next semester to study in your spare time.
  7. You will learn things during study week you didn’t even know you were supposed to have learned about that semester.
  8. You’ll spend more time calculating your percentage in the module you’ve already gotten from previous assignments and essays.
  9. Colour coding your notes is all well and good until you realise you’re spending more time picking what colour to use next than actually learning what you’re writing.
  10. Your lowest point of study is when you haven’t showered in 2 days and start wishing you were back taking the Leaving Cert.
  11. The most annoying part about MCQs is that the right answer is literally staring at you, and you’re probably going to pick the wrong one anyway.
  12. Pray for no negative marking.
  13. All your study probably can’t be done the night before, but who doesn’t like a challenge?
  14. Accept that failing isn’t the worst thing that could happen to you.
  15. Start trying to convince your mother (in an extremely subtle manner) failing isn’t the worst thing that you could do.
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