A 9am lecture thought process

  • Good God, I think I’m going to die, only Satan himself could come up with something as cruel as a 9am lecture
  • Better not sit too close to the front, don’t want to draw attention to myself
  • Don’t wanna sit too far back either, my hearing isn’t great
  • Ah yes, middle of the lecture hall, perfect
  • Ok, concentrate, this is important
  • Wait, did I even bring a pen for this?
  • Oops
  • Ah sure, I’ll catch up…maybe
  • Hahaha look at the lecturer struggling with technology
  • Oh hello hot person 2 rows in front of me
  • Oh my god, will the person behind me please stop kicking my chair
  • Why did I come to college, I’m losing valuable sleep time
  • I’ll just rest my eyes for 2 minutes, that’s all
  • No oh god, wake up, Mammy isn’t paying thousands of euros for me to come here and sleep
  • I have no idea what this lecturer is talking about
  • Why are they saying this was discussed in the last lecture
  • No it wasn’t
  • Wait was I even at the last lecture?
  • Why is everyone writing, what are you all writing?!
  • I better go home and revise this myself, I need to understand it
  • Hahaha I’m not going to revise this myself
  • This probably isn’t that important, I don’t need to take it down
  • Oh my God, there’s so many split ends in my hair
  • P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
  • Why is that song stuck in my head?
  • I don’t even like that song
  • Focus!
  • I don’t need to take that down, I’ll remember it
  • Wait, what did they say again?
  • Did I really give up sleep for this?
  • Oh look, people are leaving early, maybe I should go too
  • No, too many people have left, this lecturer will say something to me if I get up to go now, better not chance it
  • So. Hungry.
  • Last 5 minutes? Better start putting my stuff away
  • Get me out of here
  • Oh my god, stop talkiiiiiing
  • FREEEEEDOMMMMMM
  • I think I might have known more coming into that lecture than I did leaving it
  • I’ll try harder to concentrate next time…maybe
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