Life lessons from an 18 year old idiot (Part 2)

  1. People who listen to vinyls and people who smoke weed are more alike than you think because they will be sure to tell you they listen to vinyls and/or smoke weed.
  2. Start believing in yourself. Start believing that you’re a good person, that you’re beautiful, that you’re going places. Other people don’t have to believe it but once you do, you’ll be a much happier person.
  3. Non-famous people decide who gets to be famous so stop complaining that the Kardashians and Miley Cyrus are around. You did this.
  4. Nothing will bring you and your dad closer than bitching about your mother. (If my mother sees this, just know I love you and I never meant anything I ever said to him. Also, his impression of you is worse than mine.)
  5. Dieting is all well and good but don’t spend every moment of your life counting calories. Put down your lettuce and eat that tube of pringles by yourself. Don’t let guilt consume you.
  6. There’s no plastic surgery for a personality so don’t be a shitty person.
  7. Don’t let Mean Girls trick you into thinking you’re not being judged on Halloween.
  8. If somebody mocks Harry Potter, get out of there. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
  9. If you can’t refrain from talking and messing for the length of the whole film, leave the cinema.
  10. You’re still allowed to like a band even when the world tells you they’ve sold out.
  11. There is no disadvantage to telling your friends how much they mean to you, so do it and do it often cause people forget.
  12. Stop pretending you don’t like rom-coms.
  13. If you still get angry about whether or not leggings are pants, it’s time you re-evaluate your priorities.
  14. Don’t trust anyone, man or woman, who can’t admit that Tom Hardy is attractive.
  15. As long as what you’re doing isn’t hurting you or anyone around you then, as cheesy as it sounds, do what makes you happy.